WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need... = I want
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
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